This is going to sound so stupid, but…how do you cut up a pineapple? I’ve been asked to bring a “tropical fruit platter” to a baby shower I’m attending next week. I assumed this meant throw a few grapes, mangoes and a bit of watermelon on a plate, but this was met by cries of “oh you have to have a pineapple”, “everyone loves pineapple”, “but only when it’s cut properly”, “yes it’s terribly when it’s not cut properly”, “or when then just used horrible tinned stuff”. Now, personally, I love tinned pineapple. But apparently I’m in the minority. And apparently there is a correct and an incorrect way of cutting a whole pineapple. I’ve never bought a whole pineapple before and I am not sure how to cut up a pineapple correctly. Please help!